Quote from Forum Archives on October 8, 2002, 9:29 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

~~~Where Dogs Come From~~~

Adam was walking in the garden and cried out to God, "You
used to walk with me every day. Now I do not see you
anymore. I am lonely here, and it is difficult for me to
remember how much you love me."

And God said, "I will create a companion for you that will
be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love
for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see
me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you
may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and
will love you as I do, in spite of yourself."

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam.
And it was a good animal.
And God was pleased.
And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and it wagged
its tail.

And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals
in the kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new
animal."

And God said, "Because I have created this new animal to be
a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a
reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG."

And Dog lived with Adam and was a companion to him and loved
him.
And Adam was comforted.
And God was pleased.
And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that Adam's guardian angel
came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam has become filled
with pride. He struts and preens like a peacock and he
believes he is worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught
him that he is loved, but perhaps too well."

And the Lord said, "I will create for him a companion who
will be with him forever and who will see him as he is. The
companion will remind him of his limitations, so he will
know that he is not always worthy of adoration."

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam.
And Cat would not obey Adam.
And when Adam gazed into Cat's eyes, he was reminded
that he was not the supreme being.
And Adam learned humility.
And God was pleased.
And Adam was greatly improved.
And Dog was happy.

And Cat didn't care one way or the other.

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~~~Why Dogs Should Be in Politics~~~

They work well together.
They work for the good of the pack.
They protect their young and their elders.
They do not lie, cheat or steal.
They do not read Newspapers, watch TV or give interviews.
They do not pay attention to polls.
Their clothes don't have zippers or pockets.
They don't indulge in fantasies.

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

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