License Photo
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When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local Motor Vehicle
Bureau was packed.
The line inched along for almost an hour until the man ahead of me finally
got his license.
He inspected his photo for a moment and commented to the clerk, "I was
standing in line so long, I ended up looking pretty grouchy in this
picture."
The clerk looked at his picture closely, and reassured him, "It's okay.
That's how you're going to look when the cops pull you over anyway."
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BONUS JOKE
The Buzz
The summer band class I taught was just getting underway when a large
insect flew into the room.
The sixth-graders, eager to play their shiny new instruments, tried to
ignore the buzzing intruder, but eventually one student, Tommy, could
stand it no more.
He rolled up his music book and swatted the insect and then stomped on it
to ensure its fate.
"Is it a bee?" another student asked.
"Nope," Tommy replied. "Bee flat."