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Life Preserver
#1 · February 7, 2002, 10:30 pm
Posted by: root <root@...>
While at a marine-supply store stocking up on equipment for
my boat, I also purchased an inflatable life preserver.
"It was my wife's idea,"
I explained to the grizzled salesman at the counter.
"She's buying it for me as a gift."
my boat, I also purchased an inflatable life preserver.
"It was my wife's idea,"
I explained to the grizzled salesman at the counter.
"She's buying it for me as a gift."
"Lucky you," he said as he started to write up the order.
"My wife got me a length of chain and a cement block."
Where does Martha and Bob Live?
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My friend's husband always teases her about her lack of
interest in household chores. One day he came home with
a gag gift, a refrigerator magnet that read:
"Martha Stewart doesn't live here."
The next day he came home to find the magnet holding up a
slip of paper. The note read:
"Neither does Bob Vila."