Little Debbie
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Little Debbie came running into the house after school one day,
shouting, "Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!"
"That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy. "Come in the living
room and tell me about it." "Well," began the confession, "I
got 50 in spelling, 30 in math, and 20 in science..."
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(^_^) Swallowed Penny (^_^)
After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in bed one night, his parents
heard sobbing coming from his room.
Rushing back in, they found him crying hysterically. He managed to tell
them that he had swallowed a penny and he was sure he was going to die. No
amount of talking was helping.
His father, in an attempt to calm him down, palmed a penny from his pocket
and pretended to pull it from Sammy's ear. Sammy was delighted.
In a flash, he snatched it from his father's hand, swallowed it, and then
cheerfully demanded, "Do it again, Daddy!"
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(^_^) Giving Up (^_^)
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, Mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
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Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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