Little Johnny
Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents
invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby.
Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise crack to
say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with Little Johnny
before going to the neighbors. He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born
without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word
about his ears, or I'm really going to spank you when we get back home."
"I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny.
At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the
baby's hand. He looked at its mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little
baby!"
The mother said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny."
He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why,
just look at his pretty little eyes. Did his doctor say he can see good?"
The Mother said, "Why, yes, his doctor said he has 20/20 vision."
Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a darn good thing, cause he sure as heck can't
wear glasses!"