Our songs are not the cause of our loss of the sense of God’s greatness, though songs are surprisingly influential. No, our songs reflect this loss. Singing God-centered hymns is desirable, but more than that is needed. We sing what we feel, what we believe. When once we rediscover the greatness of God, we will sing it. Our song will echo our conviction.
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#1 · November 10, 2003, 7:14 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

 

*** Litle Johnny *** 
 
Miss Jones was teaching her class math. She asked, "Johnny, if your
father earned $100.00 and gave half of it to your mother, what would
she have?"

Little Johnny replied, "A heart attack!?"
 
 
*** Holy Humor *** 
 
A minister in a little church had been having trouble with the
collections. One Sunday he announced, 'Now, before we pass the
collection plate, I would like to request that the person
who stole the chickens from Brother Martin's henhouse please
refrain from giving any money to the Lord. The Lord doesn't
want money from a thief!'

The collection plate was passed around, and for the first time
in months everybody gave.

 
 
*** Ride To Church *** 
 
                
A teenager who had just received her learner's permit offered
to drive her parents to church. After a hair-raising ride,
they finally reached their destination.

The mother got out of the car and said, "Thank you!"

"Anytime," her daughter replied.

As the woman slammed the door, she said, "I wasn't talking to
you. I was talking to God."

 
 
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 
 
   
 

 

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