Quote from Forum Archives on September 15, 2004, 3:27 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

Little Johnny   

 

 

 

"Grandpa," Little Johnny asked, "what year were you born?"  
"In 1937," the grandfather replied.  

"Wow!" exclaimed Little Johnny. "If you were a baseball card,  
you would be worth lots of money!" 

 

 

 

Manservant     

 

 

Because of a shortage of maids, the minister's wife advertised for a
manservant. The next morning a nicely dressed young man came to the
front door. Can you start the breakfast by seven o'clock?" asked the
minister. "I guess so," answered the man.

Can you polish all the silver, wash all the dishes, do the
laundry, take care of the lawn, wash windows, iron clothes and keep the
house neat and tidy?"

 

Say, preacher," said the young fellow rather meekly, "I
came here to see about getting married -

but if it's going to be as much work as
all that, you can count me out right now."

 

 

New Car 

 

 

We needed a new car, and I went to a local dealer with a long list of
requirements. "It must be inexpensive," I told the  salesman,

"but big enough to transport eight Wolf Cubs and all their
camping equipment. It has to have lots of headroom. I don't want air
conditioning because I like to feel natural breezes. And I'm not
concerned about horse-power or a smooth ride."

The salesman gazed at me intently. "The covered wagon no
longer exists, ma'am," he said. 
 

 

Have a Blessed Day 

Dave and Barbara

 

 

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