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#1 · March 10, 2004, 9:25 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

Little Mary 
 
Little Mary was at her first wedding and gaped at
the entire ceremony. When it was over, she asked her
mother, "Why did the lady change her mind?"
 
Her mother asked, "What do you mean?"
 
"Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with another one."


Sorry For The Delay 
 
In Boston, our flight was delayed at the terminal for about an
hour.
 
When the plane finally taxied onto the runway, the captain came
on the intercom to apologize.  Making light of the issue, he
said, "Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to apologize for the
delay.  It is crucial to the company that we provide the same
service to all of our customers.  The ground crew was on break,
and we had to wait for them to return to insure that the right
number of bags were sent to the wrong location."
 
Good Bye Mother 
 
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.
 
"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who I haven't seen in a long time."
 
"That's a shame," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?"
 
"Yes," she said, "as I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!' It would make me feel so much better."
 
"Sure," answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Good bye, Mother!" As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"
 
"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.
 
 
Have a Blessed Day 
Dave and Barbara  
 
 

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