LITTLE SISTER
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LITTLE SISTER
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town
shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had to take her along.
"I'll never do that again!" he told his mother that evening. "I didn't catch
a thing!"
"Oh, next time I'm sure she'll be quiet and not scare the fish away," his
mother said.
The boy said, "It wasn't that. She ate all the bait."
CAT LAXATIVE
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Mrs. Bronson's kitty isn't feeling well - a bad case of constipation. She
calls the vet, who prescribes her a new kind of laxative. "Give her about
six teaspoons of it, and she'll be better in no time."
Mrs. Bronson does as she's told and brings the cat in a week later. The vet
asks, "How's your calf?"
"I don't have a calf. It was my cat who wasn't feeling well."
"Oh my God! That laxative was designed for a larger animal! There's no
telling how it might affect a smaller animal! How's your cat doing?"
"I'm not sure. The last time I saw her, she was heading toward the north end
of town with ten other cats. Five were digging, three were covering, and two
were scouting for new territory."
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