Quote from Forum Archives on July 23, 2003, 8:44 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

**~  Little Susie's Report Card ~**

Little Susie came running into the house after school one day,shouting, "Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!"

 

"That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy. "Come in the living room and tell me about it."

 

"Well," began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math, and 20 in science."

 

~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~

 

**~ Honesty ~**

 

The Sunday School teacher was just finishing
a lesson on honesty.

 

"Do you know where little boys go if they
don't put their money in the collection plate?",
the teacher asked.

 

"Yes ma'am," a boy blurted out. "They go to
the movies."

 

~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~

 

**~ Name Please ~**

 

A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students
as they experimented with their desk computers.
One boy sat staring at the screen, unsure how to
get the computer going.

 

The teacher walked over and read what was on his
screen. In her most reassuring voice, she said,
"The computer wants to know what your name is,"
then she walked over to the next child.

 

The boy leaned toward the screen and whispered,
"My name is David."

 

~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~

 

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

 

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