Logic Class
Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
A college student was in a Philsophy class, where a class discussion about
whether or not God exists was in progress. The professor had the following
logic: "Has anyone in this class heard God?" Nobody spoke. "Has anyone in
this class touched God?" Again, nobody spoke. "Has anyone in this class
seen God?" When nobody spoke for the 3rd time, he simply stated, "Then
there is no GOD."
The student did not like the sound of this at all, and asked for
permission to speak. The professor granted it, and the student stood up
and asked the following questions of his classmates: "Has anyone in this
class heard our professor's brain?" Silence. "Has anyone in this class
touched our professor's brain?" Absolute silence. "Has anyone in this
class seen our professor's brain?" When nobody in the class dared to
speak, the student concluded, "Then, according to our professor's logic,
it must be true that our professor has no brain!"
The student received an "A" in the class.