Long Time Gone
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A man calls into the police station and says, "My wife is missing."
The officer asks, "How long has she been gone?"
"A month."
"Why did you wait so long to report it?"
"Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream."
BONUS JOKE
Insurance Claim
Bill's barn burned down and his wife, Lynn, called the insurance company.
Lynn spoke to the insurance agent and said, "We had that barn insured for
fifty thousand, and I want my money."
The agent replied, "Whoa there, just a minute. Insurance doesn't work
quite like that. An independent adjuster will assess the value of what was
insured, and then we'll provide you with a new barn of similar worth."
There was a long pause, and then Lynn replied, "If that's how it works,
then I want to cancel the life insurance policy on my husband."