Loose Chickens
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A man was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced
in. The neighbor kept talking about chickens being great creatures, and as
such they had the right to go where they wanted.
The man was having no luck keeping the chickens out of his flower beds,
and his buddy commented that he'd soon have no flowers left at all.
Two weeks later, on a visit, the friend noticed that his flower beds were
doing great.
So the friend asked him, "How did you get your neighbor to keep his hens
in his own yard?"
"Well, one night I hid half a dozen eggs under a bush by my flower bed,
and the next day I let my neighbor see me gather them. I wasn't bothered
after that."
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BONUS JOKE
Peat Moss
A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss.
She gave a personal check in payment and said to the clerk, "I suppose you
will want some identification ..."
He replied, without hesitation, "No ma'am, that won't be necessary."
"How come?" asked the woman.
"Crooks don't buy peat moss." answered the clerk.