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Lost Luggage
#1 · March 25, 2004, 8:55 am
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Lost Luggage 
The airlines are working much harder to deal with the
problem of lost luggage.
problem of lost luggage.
This morning I saw a picture of my suitcase on
a milk carton.
a milk carton.
Watch The Quiet Ones
Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed arbiter of the
church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several
members were unappreciative of her activities, but feared her enough to maintain
their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new
member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his pickup truck parked in front
of the town's only bar one afternoon. She commented to George and others
that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing. George, a man
of few words, stared at her for a moment and just walked away. He didn't
explain, defend, or deny, he said nothing. Later that evening, George
quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house.........and left it
there all night.
church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several
members were unappreciative of her activities, but feared her enough to maintain
their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new
member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his pickup truck parked in front
of the town's only bar one afternoon. She commented to George and others
that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing. George, a man
of few words, stared at her for a moment and just walked away. He didn't
explain, defend, or deny, he said nothing. Later that evening, George
quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house.........and left it
there all night.
Interview 
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a
young engineer fresh out of MIT what kind of a salary he was looking
for.
young engineer fresh out of MIT what kind of a salary he was looking
for.
"In the neighborhood of $140,000 a year, depending on the benefits
package."
package."
"Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid
holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to
50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years...say, a red
Corvette?"
holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to
50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years...say, a red
Corvette?"
"Wow! Are you kidding?"
"Yeah, but you started it!"
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
Dave and Barbara
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