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#1 · March 22, 2001, 3:56 pm

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Machete Madness

The car was pulled over by a highway patrolwoman for speeding. As the
officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car.

"What are those for?" she asked suspiciously.

"I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act."

"Well, show me," the officer demanded.

The juggler took out the machetes and started juggling them; first three,
then more, until he was tossing seven at one time - overhand, underhand,
behind the back, putting on a dazzling show in the breakdown lane and
amazing the officer.

Just then, another car passed by. The driver did a double take, and said
to his wife, "I've got to watch myself! Look at the test they're giving now."

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