Marine
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
A former Marine was now working for UPS.
He and his wife bought their 4 year old son
two stuffed bears, one in a UPS uniform,
the other in full Marine dress. The boy was
happy for the gift, but appeared a bit confused.
So his father dug out an old photo of himself
in his Marine uniform and showed it to him.
"See Ronnie, this is daddy." he said pointing
to the photo, and then to the bear.
The boy looked from the picture to the bear and
back again, then asked, in a puzzled voice,
"You used to be a bear?"
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***The Hired Man ***
A farmer & his hired man were eating breakfast at the local
diner. Thinking of all the work they had to get done that day, the
farmer told the hired man he might as well go ahead & eat his
dinner too.
The hired man didn't say a word, but filled his
plate a second time & proceeded to eat.
After awhile the farmer said, "We've got so much work to do today,
you might as well eat your supper now too."
Again, the hired man didn't respond but refilled his plate a
third time & continued to eat. Finally, after eating his third plate of
food, the hired man pushed back his chair & began to take off
his shoes.
"What are you doing?" the farmer asked.
The hired man replied, "I don't work after supper."
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*** Church Feuds ***
Church feuds are not uncommon, especially among cliques in the congregation.
But when the pastor and choir director get into it, stand aside.
One week our preacher preached on commitment, and how we should dedicate
ourselves to service. The director then led the choir in singing, 'I Shall
Not Be Moved.'
The next Sunday, the preacher preached on giving and how we should gladly
give to the work of the Lord. The choir director then led the song, 'Jesus
Paid It All.'
The next Sunday, the preacher preached on gossiping and how we should watch
our tongues. The hymn was 'I Love To Tell The Story.'
The preacher became disgusted over the situation, and the next Sunday he
told the congregation he was considering resigning. The choir then sang 'Oh,
Why Not Tonight.'
When the preacher resigned the next week, he told the church that Jesus had
led him there and Jesus was taking him away. The choir then sang, 'What A
Friend We Have in Jesus.'
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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