Mergers
Quote from Forum Archives on April 12, 1999, 8:12 amPosted by: tz8cy5 <tz8cy5@...>
Mergers in the Making:Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers:
New company will be called Fairwell HoneychildPolygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler:
New company will be called Poly-Warner-CrackerW. R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics
and Hale Business Systems:
New company will be called Hale Mary Fuller Grace3M & Goodyear:
mmmGoodJohn Deere & Abitibi-Price:
Deere AbiHoneywell, Imasco, and Home Oil:
Honey, I'm HomeDenison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining:
Mine, All Mine3M, J.C. Penney, Canadian Opera Company:
3 Penney OperaZippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining:
Zip Audi Do-DaThe most obvious candidates for a merger: Netscape and Yahoo.
The resulting company will be called: "Net 'n' Yahoo."
Posted by: tz8cy5 <tz8cy5@...>
Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers:
New company will be called Fairwell Honeychild
Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler:
New company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker
W. R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics
and Hale Business Systems:
New company will be called Hale Mary Fuller Grace
3M & Goodyear:
mmmGood
John Deere & Abitibi-Price:
Deere Abi
Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil:
Honey, I'm Home
Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining:
Mine, All Mine
3M, J.C. Penney, Canadian Opera Company:
3 Penney Opera
Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining:
Zip Audi Do-Da
The most obvious candidates for a merger: Netscape and Yahoo.
The resulting company will be called: "Net 'n' Yahoo."