Merry Christmas Song
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
On the Twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Twelve census searches,
Eleven Printer ribbons,
Ten e-mail contacts,
Nine headstone rubbings,
Eight birth and death dates,
Seven town clerks sighing,
Six second cousins,
Five coats of arms,
Four GEDCOM files,
Three old wills,
Two CD-ROMS
And a branch in my family tree.
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~~~ Seeing Santa ~~~
After the Christmas party at church,
Ruth's six year old foster son said
he hadn't seen Santa Claus yet that year.
When Ruth asked him who he had seen
at the Christmasparty on Sunday,
he replied, "Oh, him?
I figured since we were at church it
was just God dressed up!"
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~~~ First Day Of School ~~~
It was the first day of school. As the principal made his rounds,
he heard a terrible commotion coming from one of the classrooms.
He rushed in and spotted one boy, taller than the others,
who seemed to be making the most noise. He seized the lad,
dragged him to the hall, and told him to wait there until he was excused.
Returning to the classroom, the principal restored order and lectured
the class for half an hour about the importanceof good behavior.
Now," he said," are there any questions?
"One girl stood up timidly. " Please sir," she asked,
"May we have our teacher back?"
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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