Quote from Forum Archives on August 29, 2003, 8:38 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

~~ ** ~~ Milkshake ~~ ** ~~

 

After ordering a milkshake, a man had to leave his seat
in the restaurant to use the rest room.  Since he didn't
want anyone to take his shake, he took a paper napkin,
wrote on it, "The world's strongest weight lifter," and left
it under his glass.

When he returned from making his call, the glass was empty.
Under it was a new napkin with a note that said  "Thanks
for the treat!" It was signed, "The world's fastest runner."

 

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~~ ** ~~ New Kittens ~~ ** ~~

 

A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter
of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his
mother, "There were two boy kittens and two girl kittens."
 "How did you know that?" his mother asked.
 "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied.
"I think it's printed on the bottom.

 

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~~ ** ~~ Technology ~~ ** ~~

 

While trying to explain to a 6-year old daughter how much technology had changed, the dad pointed to their brand-new computer and told her that when he was in college, a computer with the same amount of power would have been the size of a house.  - Wide-eyes, the daughter asked, "How big was the mouse?"  

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Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

 

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