Public-opinion research points to a deepening paradox in society: the combination of commitment to religion with a deepening moral relativism. For example, while 91 percent of the American people consider religion very important in their lives, 63 percent reject the concept of absolutes.
Don Eberly

Groups

Forum Navigation
You need to log in to create posts and topics.

Missed Bus Wednesday

Avatar
Forum Archives
2,360 Posts
#1 · November 15, 2006, 12:02 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Missed Bus"
 
 
The new family in the neighborhood overslept, and their six-year-old daughter missed her school bus.
The father, though late for work, had to drive her if she'd direct him to the school.
 
They rode several blocks before she told him to turn the first time, several more before she indicated another turn. This went on for 20 minutes - but when they finally reached the school, it proved to be only a short distance from their home.
 
The father, much annoyed, asked his daughter why she'd led him around in such a circle.
 
The child explained, "That's the way the school bus goes, Daddy. It's the only way I know."
 

"PTA Speakers"
 
    
 
As a traffic safety consultant, I often gave talks to organizations on accident prevention. One night after I spoke to a PTA group, the program chairperson thanked me profusely and gave me a check for fifty dollars.
 
"Giving these presentations is part of my job," I said. "Could I donate the money to one of your causes?"
 
"That would be wonderful," she gushed. "We have just the program that could use it. We're trying to raise money so we can afford better speakers."
Thanks Brian for sending us this.
 
 
"Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear Dad Say"
 
 
Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear Dad Say 10. Well, how 'bout that? I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.
 
9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?
 
8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain hostile attitude. I like that.
 
7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car. GO CRAZY!!
 
6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating's not good enough for you, son?
 
5. Your mother and I are going away for the weekend. You might want to consider throwing a party.
 
4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies--ya know--that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.
 
3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring. Now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.
 
2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.
 
1. What do I want for my birthday? Aahh, don't worry about that. It's no big deal. (Okay, they might say it. But they don't mean it)
 
 
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 
 
Necessary Legal Information
 
We do not mail clean-hewmor unsolicited. If you are receiving this newsletter from us it's because you have subscribed to this mailing list. If you receive this newsletter and are not a subscriber then someone, other than us, has forwarded it to you.
 
 
 

Clean-Hewmor is only as good as the humor YOU contribute.  Please take a few moments to send something funny so we can all get a good laugh! -- To unsubscribe, send ANY message to: clean-hewmor-unsubscribe@welovegod.org To subscribe, send ANY message to: clean-hewmor-subscribe@welovegod.org>

Click for thumbs down.0Click for thumbs up.0