Missed Ferry
Posted by: root <root@...>
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This guy loved living in Staten Island, but he wasn't crazy about the ferry.
If you missed a ferry late at night, you had to spend the next hour
or so wandering the deserted streets of lower Manhattan.
So, when he spotted a ferry no more than fifteen feet from the dock,
he decided he wouldn't subject himself to an hour's wait.
He made a running leap and landed on his hands and knees,
a little bruised maybe, but safe on deck.
He got up, brushed himself off, and announced proudly to a bystander,
"Well, I made that one, didn't I?"
"Sure did," the bystander said.
"But you should have waited a minute or two.
The ferry is just about to dock."
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Will Divide
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A blonde fellow is driving along the road when he sees a sign on a plot of
land
that reads "40 acres for sale" and lists a phone number and in big bold
letters the words "WILL DIVIDE."
The man had been considering buying a bit of land for investment purposes.
So he calls the number and when a lady picks up, he asks her,
"Is Mr. Divide in?"