Mistake Tuesday
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
If a barber makes a mistake, It's a new style...
If a driver makes a mistake, It is an accident...
If a engineer makes a mistake, It is a new venture...
If parents makes a mistake, It is a new generation...
If a politician makes a mistake, It is a new law...
If a scientist makes a mistake, It is a new
invention...
If a tailor makes a mistake, It is a new fashion...
If a teacher makes a mistake , It is a new theory...
If our boss makes a mistake, It is our mistake......
If an employee makes a mistake, It is a "MISTAKE"
I'd love to but...
I want to spend more time with my blender.
The man on television told me to say tuned.
It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.
I'm building a pig from a kit.
There's a disturbance in the Force.
I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.
It's too close to the turn of the century.
I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.
I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
I'm trying to be less popular.
I have to study for a blood test.
I have to rotate my crops.
break off the tip, it's an improved screwdriver.
2. Try to work alone. An audience is rarely any help.
3. Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works,
then it isn't stupid.
4. Work in the kitchen whenever you can...many fine
tools are there, its warm and dry, and you are close
to the refrigerator.
5. If it's electronic, get a new one...or consult a twelve
year old.
bulb or fuse; see if the tank is empty; try turning the
switch or just paint over it.
7. Always take credit for miracles. If you dropped the
alarm clock while taking it apart and it suddenly starts
working, you have healed it.
8. Regardless of what people say, kicking, pounding,
and throwing sometimes DOES help.
9. If something looks level, it is level.
10. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
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