"Mom, How Are You" Wednesday

#1 · September 13, 2006, 4:24 pm

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Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
"Mom, How Are You"



A man called his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?"

"Not too good," said the mother. "I've been very weak."

The son said, "why are you so weak?"

She said, "because I haven't eaten in 38 days."

The man said, "that's terrible.
Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?"

The mother answers, "Because I didn't want my mouth to
be filled with food if you should call."

"Worry no More"

"Mummy,Mummy", called Little Johnny one day,
"do you know the beautiful vase in the dining room
that's been handed down from generation to generation ?"

"Yes", said his mother. "What about it?"

"Well the last generation just dropped it." exclaimed
Little Johnny.

"Mr. Poe"

A professor asked a student to remain for a few
moments after class. Holding out the young man's
assignment, the professor said,
"Did you write this poem all by yourself?"

The student said, "Every word of it."

The professor said, "Well, then, I'm glad to meet
you, Mr. Poe. I thought you were long dead."

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

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Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Mom, How Are You"

A man called his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?"

"Not too good," said the mother. "I've been very weak."

The son said, "why are you so weak?"

She said, "because I haven't eaten in 38 days."

The man said, "that's terrible.
Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?"

The mother answers, "Because I didn't want my mouth to
be filled with food if you should call."

"Worry no More"

"Mummy,Mummy", called Little Johnny one day,
"do you know the beautiful vase in the dining room
that's been handed down from generation to generation ?"

"Yes", said his mother. "What about it?"

"Well the last generation just dropped it." exclaimed
Little Johnny.

"Mr. Poe"

A professor asked a student to remain for a few
moments after class. Holding out the young man's
assignment, the professor said,
"Did you write this poem all by yourself?"

The student said, "Every word of it."

The professor said, "Well, then, I'm glad to meet
you, Mr. Poe. I thought you were long dead."

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

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