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Mother's Surprise
#1 · September 19, 2002, 10:05 am
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
A young girl came into the house with a tear in her pants. Her mother
was exasperated, as this had happened too many times before. At her
wits end, she said to her daughter, "Now you go into your room, take
off those pants, and sew up that tear!" The poor child had never held
a needle in her life!
was exasperated, as this had happened too many times before. At her
wits end, she said to her daughter, "Now you go into your room, take
off those pants, and sew up that tear!" The poor child had never held
a needle in her life!
A little while later her mother saw the pants crumpled on the floor of
her daughter's bedroom -- still torn. She looked around and...no
little girl. Spying the basement light on, she called down the stairs,
"Are you down there running around with your pants off?"
A big voice boomed up, "No ma'am. I'm reading the gas meter."
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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