Quote from Forum Archives on February 4, 2005, 7:40 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Mr. Smith's Place"

 

 

Little Susan was mother's helper.  She helped set the table
when company was due for dinner.  Presently everything was
on, the guest came in, and everyone sat down.  Then Mother
noticed something was missing.

 

"Susan," she said, "you didn't put a knife and fork at Mr.
Smith's place."

 

"I thought he wouldn't need them," explained Susan.  "Daddy
says he always eats like a horse!"

 

"Catcher"

 

 

In his younger days our golden retriever, Catcher, often
ran away when he had the chance.  His veterinarian's office
was about a mile down the road, and Catcher would usually
go there.  The office staff knew him and would call me to
come pick him up.

 

One day I called the vet to make an appointment for
Catcher's yearly vaccine.

 

"Will you be bringing him in yourself," asked the
receptionist, "or will he come on his own?"

 

 

"Autos"

 

[I feel sure that, like me, you have always assumed autos to be a modern invention. But a Biblical scholar now demonstrates that cars were existent from the earliest Biblical times.]

 

--Plymouth:
"God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in
a Fury." (Genesis)

 

--Pontiac and a Geo:
"Pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify
them with your Storm." (Psalm 83)

 

--Dodge pickup truck:
Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain
"until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast." (Exodus 19)

 

--Honda:
Jesus tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own
Accord . . ." (John 12)
"The Apostles were in one Accord."

 

--British Triumph:
"The roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills." And. . .
"Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."

 

Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

 

 

"A happy heart is like good medicine" (Proverbs 17:22)

 

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