Music Lesson Monday
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
The first graders were attending their first music lesson. The teacher was trying to begin at the beginning. She drew a musical staff on the blackboard and asked a little girl to come up and write a note on it.
The little girl went to the blackboard, looked thoughtful for a minute and wrote, "Dear Aunt Emma, just a short note to tell you I'm fine."
"New Bike"
I was visitin' over at the old and MrsPerfesser's, when little Maury came over, tugged on my pants leg and excitedly exclaimed, "I got a new bicycle, do you want to see it?"
I said, "Sure, little Maury."
So off to the backyard we went. When we got there, I saw his brand new bicycle.
"Boy, Maury!! That's a beautiful bicycle," I complimented. "Can you ride it?"
"Yeah, I can ride it," he said, then with a sad face he pouted, "but it's broke."
I looked at the new bicycle and couldn't see anything wrong with it, so I asked him, "Well, what's wrong with it?"
"I don't know," little Maury shrugged, "but every time I ride it, it falls down!"
Behind the sanctuary is a restroom facility that is separate from other buildings. A common topic of conversation was a problem that was occurring this year - bugs and crickets seem to seek refuge in the restroom.
One evening during church service, my granddaughter asked me where the bathroom was because she needed to use it. I she could use the restroom behind the sanctuary.
She exclaimed, "Grandma, I am afraid to go to that restroom because there are a lots of bugs and hypocrites in there."
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