MY DARLING SON
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MY DARLING SON
Two mothers were talking about their sons. The first said, "My son is such a
saint. He works hard, doesn't smoke, and he hasn't so much as looked at a
woman in over two years."
The other woman said, "Well, my son is a saint himself. Not only hasn't he
not looked at a woman in over three years, but he hasn't touched a drop of
liquor in all that time."
"My word," the first mother said. "You must be so proud."
"I am," the second mother replied. "And when he's paroled next month, I'm
going to throw him a big party."
Don't Cry
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The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his
young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?"
he asked.
"Sweetheart," she sobbed, "the most terrible thing has happened!
I cooked my very first Beef Bourguignon for you, and I got it out
of the oven to season it, and the phone rang. When I came back
from answering the phone," she sobbed again. "I found that the
cat had eaten it!"
"Don't worry, darling," said her husband. "Don't cry.
We can get a new cat tomorrow."
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