My Feet
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Another three-year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the
left was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong
feet." He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom.
I KNOW they're my feet."
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Queen Size
Little Johnny went to the store with his grandmother. On the way home,
he looked through her bags to see what she had purchased.
In one package, Little Johnny found some panty hose and he began to
sound out the words "Queen Size."
He then turned to his grandmother and exclaimed, "Look Grandma, you
wear the same size as our bed!"
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Canonical List of PCisms
vertically challenged -- short
horizontally gifted -- fat
horizontally challenged -- thin
chronologically gifted -- old
morally (/ethically) challenged -- a crook
morally handicapped -- someone who has no other reason to park in a handicapped zone
folically independent -- bald
musically delayed -- tone deaf
codependent -- finger-pointer
in denial -- unaware that forgetting something obviously proves it happened
constructivist feminist psychotherapy -- psychobabble
economically disadvantaged -- welfare bum
target equity group -- vocal minority
sanitation engineer -- garbage man
ontologically challenged -- fictional or mythological The absolute root of all evil known in the multidimensional
people of height -- too tall
gravitationally challenged -- fat
chronologically gifted -- old
other aged -- too old/young (dual purpose)
Nitpicklike -- humor challenged
motivationally challenged -- lazy
outdoor urban dwellers -- homeless
nasally gifted -- runny nose
maintenance hole -- man-hole
socially challenged -- geek, nerd, whatever...
Microslothicly Challenged -- Windows user
aquatically challenged -- drowning
nasally disadvantaged -- really BIG nose
nasally gifted -- large nose
grammatically challenged -- one who has difficulties with grammar or (by extension) punctuation or spelling
differently organized -- messy
energy-efficient -- off
creatively re-dyed -- stained
petroleum transfer technician -- gas station attendant
amphibian American -- frog
persons of large stature -- NY Giants
bovine control officers -- Dallas Cowboys
residentially flexible -- homeless
uniquely coordinated -- clumsy
mechanically challenged -- broken down automobile
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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