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Needing A Raise

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Needing A Raise

"I have to have a raise," the man said to his boss. "There are three other
companies after me."

"Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other companies are after you?"

"The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas company."

BONUS JOKE

Playing House

A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day.

The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, want to play house?"

He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"

The girl replies, "I want you to communicate your feelings."

"Communicate my feelings?" said a bewildered Tommy. "I have no idea what
that means."

The little girl smirks and says, "Perfect. You can be the husband."