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New Dentures Thursday
#1 · November 17, 2004, 12:55 pm
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
"New Dentures"
The minister had just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new
dentures were being made.
The first Sunday after the surgery, he only preached for 10 minutes.
The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes.
But, on the third Sunday he preached for 1 hour 25 minutes.
When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this
way:
"The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second
Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot. The third Sunday, I
accidentally
grabbed my wife's dentures and I couldn't stop talking!"
dentures were being made.
The first Sunday after the surgery, he only preached for 10 minutes.
The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes.
But, on the third Sunday he preached for 1 hour 25 minutes.
When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this
way:
"The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second
Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot. The third Sunday, I
accidentally
grabbed my wife's dentures and I couldn't stop talking!"
"Little Helper"
Kaitlyn has a close relationship with her dad and likes
to go "help" him after pre-school at the church where
he is the caretaker.
to go "help" him after pre-school at the church where
he is the caretaker.
When she was 4, Kaitlyn was talking to her teacher
about helping Dad work.
about helping Dad work.
Her teacher asked, "What does your daddy do?"
Kaitlyn proudly replied, "My dad works for GOD!"
"Golfer"
A golfer set up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees.
He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through.
Taking out his 3-wood, he took another mighty swing; the ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed him.
As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter saw him coming and asked "Are you a good golfer', to which the man replied: "Got here in two, didn't I?"
He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through.
Taking out his 3-wood, he took another mighty swing; the ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed him.
As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter saw him coming and asked "Are you a good golfer', to which the man replied: "Got here in two, didn't I?"
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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