New Supervisor
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New Supervisor
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My engineer husband is meticulous but mild-mannered. While our
new house was being built, he would leave notes for the workmen,
politely calling their attention to mistakes or oversights. Two weeks
before we were to move in, the floors still were not finished, the
bathrooms not tiled, nor were necessary fixtures installed. I was
sure that the work would never be completed in time. However, on
moving day, we found that the house was ready to receive us.
Curious as to how this miracle had been accomplished, I went and
checked where my husband always left his notes for the workmen.
Posted prominently on the living room wall was my husband's last
note: "after September 15, all work will be supervised by 5 children."
Broken
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When the mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled
out the box of animal crackers he had begged for, then he spread the
animal-shaped crackers all over the kitchen counter.
"What are you doing?" his Mom asked.
"The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained.
"I'm looking for the seal."
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