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#1 · April 26, 2000, 11:51 am

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Last month a man was injured in a Mexican zoo after sneaking into a lion's cage
to rescue his mobile phone. The unfortunate prankster's handset started
ringing in the cage and awoke the beast, which then attacked him.

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The reason we can't take it with us is because it goes before we do.

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Find The Spot

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the
teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4
minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?"

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating
alone."