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A little boy came home eating a big candy bar. His mom (remembering he had already spent all his allowence) asked him where he got it. " I bought it at the store with the dollar you gave me," he said. "But that dollar was for Sunday School," his mother replied. " I know mom," He said, "but the pastor met me at the door and got me in for free!"
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Doctors on Strike
Doctors at a hospital in Brooklyn, New York
have gone on strike.
Hospital officials say they will find out what the
Doctors' demands are as soon as they can get a
pharmacist over there to read the picket signs!
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Do You Know
The Sunday School teacher was just finishing a lesson on honesty. "Do you know where little boys go if they don't put their money in the collection plate?", the teacher asked. "Yes ma'am," a boy blurted out. "They go to the movies."
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Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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