No Vacations
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
A young lady applied for a job and when she returned home, her
mother asked how the interview went. She said, "Pretty good,
but if I get the job, I won't get a vacation unless I'm married."
Her mother had never heard of such a thing and asked,
"Is that what they told you?"
The young lady replied, "No, they didn't tell me that,
but on the application it said that vacation time is not
available until after your first anniversary."
The minister gave his Sunday morning service, as
usual, but this particular Sunday, it was considerably
longer than normal.
Later, at the door, shaking hands with parishioners
as they moved out, one man said, "Your sermon,
Pastor, was simply wonderful - so invigorating
and inspiring and refreshing."
The minister of course, broke out in a big smile, only
to hear the man say, "Why I felt like a new man when
I woke up!"
"Now, children, do you all say your
prayers at night?"
A little boy answered: "My Mommy says my prayers."
"I see," said the teacher, "and what does your
Mother say?"
Replied the little boy: "THANK GOD HE'S IN BED!"
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