Nobel Prize
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
A man driving down a country road noticed a man just standing in the middle of a field.
So, he stopped his car and called out to the man and asked him what he was doing.
"I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize, " the man in the field replied.
"How?" asked the puzzled driver.
"Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize.. to people who are out standing in their field."
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New Baby
Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm.
He asked his mom, "Where'd we get him?"
His mother says, "Heaven, Johnny."
Johnny says, "WOW! I can see why they threw him out!"
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Honest Kiss
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly
to her parents that Billy Brown had
kissed her after class.
"How did that happen?" her mother
gasped.
"It wasn't easy," admitted the young
lady. "But three girls helped me
catch him!"
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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