NOT THE PHONE
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treatment.
"What happened" asked the doctor.
"Well, my wife was ironing while I was watching the ballgame on TV," began
the man.
"She put the hot iron near the telephone and when the phone rang, I answered
the iron."
The doctor nodded, "But what happened to the other ear?"
"Well, no sooner had I hung up," said the man, "when the same guy called
again."
Too Slow
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A C-141 cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule
Air Base in Greenland, and they were waiting for the truck
to arrive to pump out the aircraft's sewage holding tank.
The Aircraft Commander was in a hurry, the truck was late
in arriving, and the Airman performing the job was extremely
slow in getting the tank pumped out.
When the commander berated the Airman for his slowness and
promised punishment, the Airman responded: "Sir, I have no
stripes, it is 20 below zero, I'm stationed in Thule, and I
am pumping sewage out of airplanes. Just what are you going
to do to punish me?"
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