Numbers Game
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Numbers Game
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The coach for the little league team had not yet learned the names of
all the players, so he called them by the numbers on their uniforms.
He yelled, "Number 5, your time to bat," and Jeff came to the plate to
hit. He yelled, "Number 7," and Steve jumped up. Then he yelled,
"Number 1," but no one got up.
Again he called out, "Number 1." Still no one emerged from the dugout.
The umpire was getting annoyed at the delay, so the coach yelled out,
"Who's number 1?"
The entire team responded, "We are, coach. We are!"
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Government Office Rules
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1) If it rings, put it on hold.
2) If it clanks, call the repairman.
3) If it whistles, ignore it.
4) If it's a friend, take a break.
5) If it's the boss, look busy.
6) If it talks, take notes.
7) If it's handwritten, type it.
8) If it's typed, copy it.
9) If it's copied, file it.
10) If it's Friday, forget it!
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