Quote from Forum Archives on September 20, 2006, 12:02 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Occupation"

 

 

"What's your father's occupation?" asked the teacher
on the first day of the new academic year.

 

"He's a magician, Ma'am," said the new boy.

 

"How interesting. What's his favorite trick?"

 

"He saws people in half."

 

"Gosh! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?"

 

"One half brother and two half sisters."

 

 

"Overdrawn"

 

 

While waiting in line at the bank, a co-worker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By the time he reached the teller's window, the hiccups seemed to have worsened. The teller took my friend's check and proceeded to run a computer verification of his account. After a minute she looked up from her terminal with a frown and said that she would be unable to cash his check.
"Why not?" my friend asked incredulously.

 

"I'm sorry, sir," she replied, "but our computer indicates that you do not have sufficient funds to cover this amount. As a matter of fact," she continued, "our records show your account overdrawn in excess of $5000."

 

"It can't be!" he cried. "You have to be kidding!"

 

"Yes, I am," she answered with a smile, counting out his cash. "But you will notice that your hiccups are gone."

 

"Out of Step"

 

 

As he was drilling a batch of recruits, the sergeant saw that one of them was marching out of step.

 

Walking up next to the man as they marched, he said sarcastically: "Do you know they are all out of step except you?"

 

"What?" asked the recruit innocently.

 

"I said -- they are all out of step except you!" thundered the sergeant.

 

The recruit replied, "Well, sarge, you're in charge -- you tell them!"

 

 

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

 

                

 

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