Office conduct during the Christmas season
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
To: All Employees
From: Management
Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season
Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and Leisure Industry Council).
1. Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is discouraged.
2. Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden. (it runs up an incredible long distance phone bill)
3. Work requests are not to be filed under "Bah humbug."
4. Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through the woods to Grandma's house.
5. All fruitcake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25.
6. Eggnog will NOT be dispensed in vending machines.
In spite of all this, the staff is encouraged to have a Happy Holiday.
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~~~ Package from Home ~~~
Rodney called up his mother from his college and
asked her for some money, because he ran out of
it. His Mother said, "Sure, sweetie. Mom will
send you some money. You also left your calculus
book here when you visited 2 weeks ago. Do you
want me to send that up too?"
"Uhh, oh yeah, o.k." Responded Rodney.
So Rodney's mom wrapped the book along with the
checks up in a package, kissed Rodney's Dad goodbye,
and went to the post office to mail the money and
the book.
When she gets back, Rodney's Father asked, "Well
how much did you give the boy this time?
Rodney's mother answered, "Oh, I wrote 2 checks,
one for $20, and the other for $1000"
"That's $1020!" yelled his father, "Are you crazy?"
"Don't worry hon," Rodney's mom said, as she kissed
Rodney's dad on the on top of his bald head, "I
taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I
put the $1000 one somewhere between the pages in
chapter 19!"
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~~~ E-mail ~~~
As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap,
Santa asked the usual, "And what would you
like for Christmas?" The child stared at him
open mouthed and horrified for a minute,
then gasped, "Didn't you get my E-mail?"
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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