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Office Rules

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

 
~~~ Office Rules ~~~  
 
1) If it rings, put it on hold.
 
2) If it clanks, call the repairman.
 
3) If it whistles, ignore it.
 
4) If it's a friend, take a break.
 
5) If it's the boss, look busy.
 
6) If it talks, take notes.
 
7) If it's handwritten, type it.
 
8)If it's typed, copy it.
 
9) If it's copied, file it.
 
10) If it's Friday, forget it!
~~~ Snow On Them ~~~~~~ 
 
A little boy was standing in the classroom crying, so the
teacher asked him what was wrong. "I can't find my boots,"
the little boy sobbed.
 
The teacher looked around the room and saw a pair of boots.
"Are these yours?" she asked. "No, those aren't mine," he
cried.
 
The teacher and the little boy searched all over the
classroom for his boots. Finally, the teacher gave up and
said, "Are you SURE those aren't your boots?"
 
"Yes, I'm sure," sobbed the boy. "Mine had snow on them!"
 
~~~ Relatives ~~~~~~ 
 
A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.
 
As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?"
 
"Yep," the husband replied, "In-laws."
 
 
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 
 
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