Oh Baby
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
A three year old walked over to the
pregnant lady while waiting with his
mother in the doctors office.
He inquisitively ask the lady,
"Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked,
"Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled
look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh yes. It's a good baby."
With an even more surprised and
shocked look, he asked,
"Then why in the world did you
eat him."
---- (^_^) ----
Bubba and the Pizza Boy
After the college boy delivered the pizza to
Bubba's trailer house.
Bubba asked:"What is the usual tip?"
"Well," replied the youth,"this is my first trip
here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter
out of you, I'll be doing great."
"Is that so?" snorted Bubba. "Well, just to show
them how wrong they are, here's five dollars."
"Thanks," replied the youth, "I'll put this in my
school fund."
"What are you studying?" asked Bubba.
The lad smiled and said: "Applied psychology."
---- (^_^) ----
The School Of Hard Detergents
My son Mark was only 5 feet, 8 inches tall when
he left for college in the fall. He worked through
the Christmas holidays and didn't return home
again until the February break.
When he got off the plane, I was stunned at how
much taller he looked. Measuring him at home,
I discovered he now stood at 5 feet, 11 inches.
My son was as surprised as I. "Couldn't you tell
by your clothes that you'd grown?" I asked him.
"Since I've been doing my own laundry," he replied,
"I just figured everything had shrunk."
---- (^_^) ----
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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