OLD BONES

#1 · August 7, 2001, 6:13 am

Posted by: root <root@...>

OLD BONES
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Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History were marveling at the
dinosaur bones. One of them asked the guard, "Can you tell me how old the
dinosaur bones are?"
The guard replied, "They are 3 million, four years, and six months old."
"That's an awfully exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know their
age so precisely?"
The guard answered, "Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old
when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago."

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