Old Goat Monday
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
A young couple invited their pastor for Sunday dinner.
While they were
in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked
their son what
they were having. "Goat," the little boy replied.
"Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth, "Are
you sure about
that?"
"Yep," said the youngster. "I heard Dad say to Mom,
'Might as well have
the old goat for dinner today as any other day."
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"Flight Attendant"
A flight attendant for a major airline, watched one
day as a passenger
hopelessly overloaded with bags tried to stuff his
belongings in the
overhead bin of the plane. Finally, she informed him
that he would have
to check the oversized luggage. "When I fly other
airlines," he said
irritably, "I never have this problem." She smiled and
said, "Sir, when
you fly other airlines, I don't have this problem
either."
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"Walking Holiday"
A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became
thirsty so decided
to stop at a little cottage and ask for something to
drink. The lady of
the house invited him in and served him a bowl of soup
by the fire.
There was a wee pig running around the kitchen,
running up to the
visitor and giving him a great deal of attention. The
visitor commented
that he had never seen a pig this friendly. The
housewife replied: "Ah,
he's not that friendly. That's his bowl you're using."
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Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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