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Old Home Remedy
#1 · February 4, 2004, 7:40 am
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Old Home Remedy 
My husband is a doctor, and he received an emergency call
from a patient: She had a fly in her ear. He suggested
an old home remedy. "Pour warm olive oil into your ear and
lie down for a few minutes," he said.
"When you lift your head the fly should emerge with the liquid."
My husband is a doctor, and he received an emergency call
from a patient: She had a fly in her ear. He suggested
an old home remedy. "Pour warm olive oil into your ear and
lie down for a few minutes," he said.
"When you lift your head the fly should emerge with the liquid."
The patient thought that sounded like a good idea, but she
still asked,
"Into which ear should I pour the oil?"
No Problem 
As an airline reservation agent, I took a call from a man who wanted to
book a flight for two but wasn't happy with the price of $59 per
ticket.
"I want the $49 fare I saw advertised," he insisted, saying he would
accept a flight at any time.
I managed to find two seats on a 6 A.M. flight. "I'll take it," he
said, then he worried that his wife might not like the early hour.
I warned that there was a $25 fee per person if he changed the
reservation. "Oh, that's no problem," he said dismissively. "What's
fifty bucks?"
New Pasta Diet 
Just walk pasta bakery without stopping.
Walk pasta candy store without stopping.
Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping.
Death Of A Church 
A new Pastor in a small Oklahoma town spent the
first four days making personal visits to each of the members, inviting them to come to his first services.
The following Sabbath the church was all but empty.
Accordingly, the Pastor placed a notice in the local newspapers, stating that, because the church was dead, it was everyone's duty to give it a decent Christian burial.
The funeral would be held the following Sabbath afternoon, the notice said.
Morbidly curious, a large crowd turned out for the "funeral."
In front of the pulpit, they saw a closed coffin, smothered in flowers.
After the Pastor delivered the eulogy, he opened the coffin and invited his congregation to come forward and pay their final respects to their dead church.
Filled with curiosity as to what would represent the corpse of a "dead church," all the people eagerly lined up to look in the coffin.
Each "mourner" peeped into the coffin then quickly turned away with a guilty, sheepish look.
In the coffin, tilted at the correct angle, was a large mirror!!
first four days making personal visits to each of the members, inviting them to come to his first services.
The following Sabbath the church was all but empty.
Accordingly, the Pastor placed a notice in the local newspapers, stating that, because the church was dead, it was everyone's duty to give it a decent Christian burial.
The funeral would be held the following Sabbath afternoon, the notice said.
Morbidly curious, a large crowd turned out for the "funeral."
In front of the pulpit, they saw a closed coffin, smothered in flowers.
After the Pastor delivered the eulogy, he opened the coffin and invited his congregation to come forward and pay their final respects to their dead church.
Filled with curiosity as to what would represent the corpse of a "dead church," all the people eagerly lined up to look in the coffin.
Each "mourner" peeped into the coffin then quickly turned away with a guilty, sheepish look.
In the coffin, tilted at the correct angle, was a large mirror!!
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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