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Old Jewerly
#1 · September 3, 2003, 8:34 am
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
<><> Old Jewerly <><>
I was interviewing a jeweler for a story I was
writing on giving new life to old jewelry, and I
asked him to tell me about his most memorable
client. "It was a divorced woman who had me
make a pair of earrings from her inscribed wedding
band," he remembered. "One earring read, 'With
all,' and the other, 'my love.'
When I asked why she had wanted it done that way,
she answered, 'To remind me that the next time
anyone says that to me, I should let it go
in one ear and out the other.'"
writing on giving new life to old jewelry, and I
asked him to tell me about his most memorable
client. "It was a divorced woman who had me
make a pair of earrings from her inscribed wedding
band," he remembered. "One earring read, 'With
all,' and the other, 'my love.'
When I asked why she had wanted it done that way,
she answered, 'To remind me that the next time
anyone says that to me, I should let it go
in one ear and out the other.'"
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<><> Church Service <><>
My wife and I were in a church service. There was an
older gentleman in the audience near the front who
would periodically interject a "Praise God" or "Amen,
brother." During the sermon, the pastor began speaking
about Solomon and mentioned his 700 wives and
concubines when the old man said, "Lord have mercy."
older gentleman in the audience near the front who
would periodically interject a "Praise God" or "Amen,
brother." During the sermon, the pastor began speaking
about Solomon and mentioned his 700 wives and
concubines when the old man said, "Lord have mercy."
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<><> Veterinarian <><>
Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor.
The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about
symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when she
interrupted him: "Hey look, I'm a vet - *I* don't need to
ask my patients these kind of questions: I can tell what's
wrong just by looking." She smugly added, "Why can't you?"
The doctor nodded, stood back, looked her up and down,
quickly wrote out a prescription, handed it to her and said,
"There you are. Of course, if *that* doesn't work, we'll
have to have you put to sleep."
The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about
symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when she
interrupted him: "Hey look, I'm a vet - *I* don't need to
ask my patients these kind of questions: I can tell what's
wrong just by looking." She smugly added, "Why can't you?"
The doctor nodded, stood back, looked her up and down,
quickly wrote out a prescription, handed it to her and said,
"There you are. Of course, if *that* doesn't work, we'll
have to have you put to sleep."
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Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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