Our Three Dads

#1 · February 29, 2000, 11:02 am

Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>

Our Three Dads

Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the
time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, "My dad's way faster
than any of yours, he can throw a 90-mph fastball from the pitcher's mound
and run and catch it just after it crosses the plate!"

One of the other boys said, "Oh yeah? Well my dad can shoot an arrow from
his bow and run to the target and hold it up to make sure the arrow hits
the bullseye!"

The last boy said, "Your dads don't even come close to being faster than
mine. My dad works for the government, and even though he works every day
until 4:00 he gets home at 3:30!"