Out For The Night
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A couple was going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready - all dolled
up, cat put out, etc.
The taxi arrived, and as the couple walked out of their home, the cat
shoots back into the house.
Not wanting their often rowdy cat to have free run of the house while they
were out, the husband went back upstairs to chase the cat out.
The wife, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explained to
the taxi driver "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband got into the car, and said "Sorry I took
so long" he says, "Stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to
poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"
BONUS JOKE
A Lousy Flight
A stewardess was getting very annoyed by three little children on the
plane. They had been bugging her since take-off, complaining that they
were hungry, or bored, or tired, or thirsty, or needed to go to the
bathroom, and whatever else you could imagine a small child commenting and
complaining about.
Finally, the stewardess had had enough.
The very next time the children said that they were bored, the stewardess
told them to "go play outside".
[Looks like we'll have to designate today as "Cruel Wednesday" if the humor
keeps along this path! - ed]