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#1 · October 25, 2001, 6:47 am

Posted by: root <root@...>

OZARK, ALABAMA SAYINGS

Have a cup of coffee, it's already been saucered and blowed.

She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.

It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs.

He's as country as cornflakes.

This is gooder'n grits.

If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.

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Seat Belt
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A lady who was speeding had an officer pulled her to the side of the
road. She didn't have her seat belt on so as soon as she stopped,
she quickly slipped it on before the officer got to her window.

After talking to her about speeding, the officer said, "I see you are
wearing your seat belt. Do you believe in wearing it at all times?"

"Yes, I do, officer," she replied.

"Well," asked the officer, "do you always do it up with it looped
through your steering wheel?"

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