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"P-r-e-t-t-y S-m-a-r-t" Tuesday
#1 · April 18, 2006, 11:24 am
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
"P-r-e-t-t-y S-m-a-r-t"
The two ladies were sitting in the living room, waiting
for their hostess, who was slightly delayed. The daughter
of the family was with them, on the theory that she would
keep the visitors occupied during the wait.
for their hostess, who was slightly delayed. The daughter
of the family was with them, on the theory that she would
keep the visitors occupied during the wait.
The child was about six years old, snub nosed, freckled,
buck toothed and bespectacled. She maintained a deep
silence and the two ladies peered doubtfully at her.
buck toothed and bespectacled. She maintained a deep
silence and the two ladies peered doubtfully at her.
Finally, one of them muttered to the other, "Not very
p-r-e-t-t-y, I fear," carefully spelling the key word.
p-r-e-t-t-y, I fear," carefully spelling the key word.
Whereupon the child piped up, "But awful s-m-a-r-t!"
"Broken"
On a visit to Boston, I noticed a parking meter with a paper sack
over it upon which was written: "Broken."
over it upon which was written: "Broken."
A skeptical parking officer removed the bag, inserted a quarter in
the meter and turned the dial. It worked perfectly. As the officer
began to write a parking ticket, the car's owner rushed out of a
nearby building.
the meter and turned the dial. It worked perfectly. As the officer
began to write a parking ticket, the car's owner rushed out of a
nearby building.
"What are you doing?" he yelled after a quick glance at the meter.
"There's plenty of time left!"
"There's plenty of time left!"
"Widow"
Worried that they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in
the apartment
next door, the mother said to her son, "Tony, would you go next
door and see how Old Mrs. Pierpoint is?"
A few minutes later, Tony returned.
"Well, is she all right?" asked the mother.
"She's fine, but she's rather annoyed with you," remarked Tony.
"At me?" the mother exclaimed. "Whatever for?"
Tony replied, "Mrs. Pierpoint said it's none of your business how
old she is."
the apartment
next door, the mother said to her son, "Tony, would you go next
door and see how Old Mrs. Pierpoint is?"
A few minutes later, Tony returned.
"Well, is she all right?" asked the mother.
"She's fine, but she's rather annoyed with you," remarked Tony.
"At me?" the mother exclaimed. "Whatever for?"
Tony replied, "Mrs. Pierpoint said it's none of your business how
old she is."
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
Dave and Barbara
You know how to make God laugh?
Tell Him YOUR plans for the future.
Tell Him YOUR plans for the future.
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