Paper Error

#1 · June 5, 2003, 7:34 am

Quote from Forum Archives on June 5, 2003, 7:34 am
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

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+*+ Paper Error +*+

A preacher phoned the city's newspaper. "Thank you very much," said he, "for the error you made when you announced my sermon topic for last Sunday. The topic I sent you was 'What Jesus Saw in A Publican.' You printed it as 'What Jesus Saw in a Republican' I had the biggest crowd of the year!"

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+*+ Speeding +*+

A minister was forced to stop by a traffic cop to pull over for speeding. As the cop was about to write the ticket, the minister said to him, "Blessed are the merciful, for they shall obtain mercy." The cop handed the minister the ticket and said, "Go thou and sin no more."

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+*+ HOW TO BE SAFE IN LIFE +*+

Avoid riding in automobiles because they are responsible for
20% of all fatal accidents.

Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur in the
home

Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of all
accidents occur to pedestrians.

Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because 16% of all
accidents involve these forms of transportation.

You will be pleased to learn that only .001% of all deaths
occur in worship services in church, and these are usually related
to previous physical disorders. Therefore, logic tells us that the
safest place for you to be at any given point in time is at
church! Bible study is safe. The percentage of deaths during
Bible study is even less.

FOR SAFETY'S SAKE - Attend Worship services and Read Your Bible ...
IT
COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!

P. S. Don't Drive faster than Your Guardian Angel can fly.

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Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

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Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

For anyone interested in our daily inspirational paper (Idea-central) we send out each day send us an email and we will send you a sample and you can decide if you would like to receive it each day.
Dave and Barbara

+*+ Paper Error +*+

A preacher phoned the city's newspaper. "Thank you very much," said he, "for the error you made when you announced my sermon topic for last Sunday. The topic I sent you was 'What Jesus Saw in A Publican.' You printed it as 'What Jesus Saw in a Republican' I had the biggest crowd of the year!"

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+

+*+ Speeding +*+

A minister was forced to stop by a traffic cop to pull over for speeding. As the cop was about to write the ticket, the minister said to him, "Blessed are the merciful, for they shall obtain mercy." The cop handed the minister the ticket and said, "Go thou and sin no more."

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+

+*+ HOW TO BE SAFE IN LIFE +*+

Avoid riding in automobiles because they are responsible for
20% of all fatal accidents.

Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur in the
home

Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of all
accidents occur to pedestrians.

Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because 16% of all
accidents involve these forms of transportation.

You will be pleased to learn that only .001% of all deaths
occur in worship services in church, and these are usually related
to previous physical disorders. Therefore, logic tells us that the
safest place for you to be at any given point in time is at
church! Bible study is safe. The percentage of deaths during
Bible study is even less.

FOR SAFETY'S SAKE - Attend Worship services and Read Your Bible ...
IT
COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!

P. S. Don't Drive faster than Your Guardian Angel can fly.

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

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